it's official

last thursday, it became official as my wings were pinned to my new uniform. i am a rea no-shit bona fide flight attendant. i have base orientation tomorrow and wednesday and go live at midnight on friday.
woo-freakin-hoo is all i have to say about that!!!!

patience is a virtue

well, i decided to hang out with some different people from my class last night. i wanted to at least try to hook up with one of these girls from class, it being my last saturday night and all. long story short, not only did i manage to hook up, but it was with the girl from my previous post. needless to say, she didn't disappoint.
too bad she is going to be based in newark. actually, that'll probably be a good thing as i certainly don't want to start off this job tied down.
funny to think that i was getting my driver's permit around the same time this girl was born.
on another note, i have a test tomorrow, and my final is on tuesday. the final consists of 3 seperate parts. then on wednesday, i have my IOE (Initial Operating Experience) flight, then graduation is thursday.
this has really gone by quickly. i've made some great friends, some of which i hope to keep forever, some that i will be glad to be rid of. i won't miss any of the drama, but i will miss the rest.

so very frustrated

so i decided to take the high road and not take advantage of a younger intoxicated hottie. it just seemed to be an invitation to too many possible problems with regards to the completion of my training. the downside is that i am now more sexually frustrated than ever (and that is really saying something).
i went to sleep relatively early and woke up early today and have already done my laundry.
i awoke in the middle of the night last night, and i guess it was the way my arm was wrapped over my head or something, but my entire right arm was completely numb. it was really freaky. my hand was just flopping around like a dead limb. it took a minute or two to get full feeling back. not a nice way to wake up, i can assure you.

pursuit of happyness....

ok, so i went with a couple of girls from class to see the will smith movie. feel-good fare all around. before the movie i was talking to tonya and was telling her how i'm not too good at picking up subtle hints from women.
got back to the hotel and one of the other girls from class (who happens to be a ripe young 22 years old, and really hot, i might add) was hanging out outside having a smoke and talking to a girl from one of the newer classes. she came up to me, obviously had had a few drinks, and put her arm around me and rubbed my chest and said "he's the only straight guy i'm attracted to" at which point tonya looked at me and said "definitely not a subtle hint there".
then the girl said something about being here 3 weeks (inferring that she was ready to screw pretty much anything with a penis and a pulse) and then asked me if she could come up to my room in a bit to use my computer.
so here i sit, awaiting her call.
i'm not really expecting her to come up, but she sure did get my adrenaline pumping.
i can't even eat my whataburger.
ain't that a bitch?

oh, and another thing......

there is this raging queen that is in my class who apparently is in love with me. we were friends, but now that he finally got it through his delusional mind that there is not a chance in hell that he is ever gonna get his way with me, he is avoiding me altogether.
ah, the drama.....

yes, i want to eat many many pies.

pies and pies-es
of all shapes and sizes.
pies and pies-es
between the thigh-ses.
fuckin-a. i need to get laid.
too bad i'm not gay, because i'd have it made.
but as it stands, i'm not into man hands
i want mammary glands
and those warm pink wet clams.
as you may have now guessed
i am somewhat obsessed