yes, i want to eat many many pies.

pies and pies-es
of all shapes and sizes.
pies and pies-es
between the thigh-ses.
fuckin-a. i need to get laid.
too bad i'm not gay, because i'd have it made.
but as it stands, i'm not into man hands
i want mammary glands
and those warm pink wet clams.
as you may have now guessed
i am somewhat obsessed